so i’m basically in the process of deciding how best to set my entire life on fire and i was talking about it to my coworkers last night and this one girl was like, ”you’re not having a midlife crisis. you’re like 19.”
I’M 27 YOU DUMB BITCH. TIME TO LET THIS MOTHER FUCKER BURN.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house